TODAY'S WORLD by Dylan S Le Maire...(ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT)

TODAY'S WORLD 
by
Dylan S Le Maire
(Commentary, Opinion, News)

OBSERVATIONS OF THE WORLD 

AT LARGE BY  A SLIGHTLY WARPED, MODERATELY CRANKY, WILDLY DERANGED BUT THOROUGHLY ADORABLE BEAR 
AKA DYLAN S LE MAIRE

He wanders the world looking for fun and excitement, but often finds other things.

Reporting is his game, 

cute is his name...

he is DYLAN S LE MAIRE
aka Dustybear

"You people are WEIRD. Stranger than fiction and if I had time I would tell you why I say that."

Wait, I DO have time and I of course will...over time, and space, and you can put away ANY thoughts of escaping. I have locked the doors, the windows, your chastity belt (HAHAHA), your chastity shoe laces and neck braces and your PIE HOLE. (I can't believe I ate the hole thing).

Ok, settle back, relax, and fire up a Stockbroker with a grenade up his ass.



KABOOM, Y'all.

I SHOULD PROBABLY ALSO INFORM YOU, although I may not, this site is not necessarily suitable for work (all depends), OR home/dorm/sunday school/wednesday school/Mass hysteria work shop/Libertarian week celebrations/or Republican houses of We are Sheep.

But otherwise you will be ok, or if not...your heirs will be well-compensated, or if not...
well-fucked.

Such is life in the cave where Dylan resides/hibernates/holds seances/ and boy is it quiet in here...Hmmmm.
Oh yeh. This is where he thinks, sorta.  Kinda. Sometimes. Perhaps. Maybe.

READ ON MACDUFF.
THE YET IS BEST TO BE...
or...
perhaps not.